Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.

Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get the snot knocked out of their stupid fag faces.

I HATE FAGS SO MUCH! But you’ve probably heard this all before, as My Divine Hatred of fags is quite well known. Ask a little kid. Even they know God hates fags.

However, people always misinterpret the meaning of this. They always think it means I hate men who are attracted to other men. Simply not true. As I’ve said countless times before, I have absolutely no problem with homosexual men, I only hate anal sex and anyone who loves having it.

But that’s not what I’m talking about here. When I use the word ‘fag,’ I’m referring to someone who’s a whiny little bitch; a politically correct drama queen; the kind of stupid lame douchey guy who watches MTV, wears Hollister, drives a VW Jetta, drinks Diet Coke, recycles, and then weeps when someone tells him that he’s a total fag!

Read the rest at: Stuff God Hates

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Comment by Jennifer W on March 6, 2009 at 8:11am
Wow, even God joined Atheist Nexus!
Comment by Фелч Гроган on March 5, 2009 at 5:59pm
Comment by A Former Member on March 5, 2009 at 12:52pm
But you know what, I kind of hate homos too at times. Listening to -- and liking -- Celine Dion and Mariah Carey, and hanging out in bars while acting like you are too good to hang out there, is a high price to pay for being queer.
Comment by A Former Member on March 5, 2009 at 12:47pm
Uhhhhh....that's why I don't believe in you!

My motto: Sodomy is Job # 1!
Comment by Lorien on March 5, 2009 at 11:46am
You do not exist....

I am the first one. My breath gives life.
Comment by Ida on March 5, 2009 at 11:33am
You are not the one getting ass fucked! I smell jealousy. You wish you were gay. neneneboo boo :P

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