With the help of a good friend I've stumbled upon a simple (yet very effective) recipe for religion. You might question this but take a look at the foundation of mormonisim...
Hess and 'loops Religion
- godless heathens
- internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs or 1 webbernets)
- news article detailing wacky fundie traning camp
Chat and let simmer for 3 - 4 hours (cooking times vary in high altitudes).
has lovingly (yet firmly) posted our chat log that spawned this revelation on her blog. It's a bit long but if you want to kill some time, or just get into the heads of two fellow heathens, take a read!
So, magic rocks or hearty breakfasts? I think we've got the mormons beat...