How does a religion come into being? Well, in this day and age, maybe by instant message between two friends, late at night, while surfing the internet for interesting stuff…

Here’s the recipe for Hess and Fruity’s Religion:

serves: Humanity

2: godless heathens

1: internets (can substitute 1 intertoobs, 1 webbernets or 1 ripe interwebs)

1: news article detailing wacky fundamentalist training camp

Chat and let simmer for 3-4 hours (cooking times vary in high altitudes)

Let cool then cut into squares.…

Here is an excerpt:

Hessenroots: ” TheCall Institute exists to equip, disciple and commission an emerging generation of radical Nazirites to prepare the way of the Lord by embracing a lifestyle of prayer and fasting that is energized by intimacy with Jesus. ” http://www.thecall.com/

Fruitloop: oh jesus. That’s rather scary.

Hessenroots: yeah, no pun taken.

Fruitloop: :P pun intended

Hessenroots: “International House of Prayer University” abbreviates itself IHOP! http://www.ihop.org/

Fruitloop: ROFL!!!!

Hessenroots: I do love me some pancakes

Fruitloop: I love their crepes. I sing hallelujah every time I go in there :P

Hessenroots: anyway, sorry…this is just too amusing/scary for me to stop reading. The name of their campus - ” IHOP Missions Base”

Fruitloop: oh jeez

Hessenroots: strategic pancake operations in a secret underground bunker!

Fruitloop: it’s the french toast underground!

Hessenroots: it’s the yummiest revolution ever!

Go here to read the whole thing... it's kind of long, but you can see how a great religion is made.

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Comment by Neece on August 4, 2008 at 10:13pm
Comment by Hessenroots on August 4, 2008 at 10:04pm
I'm in yer' religion, eating yer' breakfasts...

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