I'm a little groggy this morning, so, once again, it's time to talk to God.

Me: Good morning, God.
God: How are you this fine morning?
Me: I'm fine. There was that shooting at the Universalist church yesterday that I just found out about. That's a bit of a bummer.
God: Glad to hear it. What's new? What happened? A bit of a bummer is a terrible thing to waste.
Me: Uh...um...yeah. What's new with you, God?
God: Really. Ugh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me: Let's not get into your deeper algorithms, okay?
God: I would like to do that too.
Me: I'm sure you would.

(Read on...links on blog)

Views: 1

Tags: Conversations, God, with

Comment

You need to be a member of Atheist Nexus to add comments!

Join Atheist Nexus

Support Atheist Nexus

Donate Today

Donate

 

Help Nexus When You Buy From Amazon

Amazon

 

Latest Activity

Loren Miller replied to James M. Martin's discussion Officer Who Shot Brown in Ferguson Might Not Be Playing With Full Deck, Saying He Was Assaulted by "Demon"
12 minutes ago
Plinius replied to Randall Smith's discussion Finding Your Roots in the group Hang With Friends
22 minutes ago
Michael Penn replied to James M. Martin's discussion Officer Who Shot Brown in Ferguson Might Not Be Playing With Full Deck, Saying He Was Assaulted by "Demon"
23 minutes ago
booklover replied to James M. Martin's discussion Officer Who Shot Brown in Ferguson Might Not Be Playing With Full Deck, Saying He Was Assaulted by "Demon"
29 minutes ago
booklover commented on Ruth Anthony-Gardner's group Hang With Friends
32 minutes ago
Plinius replied to Dr. Terence Meaden's discussion This is the 1000th thread in the ORIGINS GROUP. Thank you everybody. in the group ORIGINS: UNIVERSE, LIFE, HUMANKIND, AND DARWIN
33 minutes ago
Gail C. Rendle replied to scott martins's discussion IS EVERYBODY 100% POSITIVE THERE IS NO GOD?
42 minutes ago
Idaho Spud commented on Ermias Asfaw's blog post Another thought bubble ...
45 minutes ago
Nick Bottom replied to Randall Smith's discussion Finding Your Roots in the group Hang With Friends
1 hour ago
Idaho Spud replied to Tom Sarbeck's discussion Wandering Words in the group LINGUAPHILES & SESQUIPEDALIANS
1 hour ago
Idaho Spud liked Tom Sarbeck's discussion Wandering Words
1 hour ago
Idaho Spud replied to Randall Smith's discussion Finding Your Roots in the group Hang With Friends
1 hour ago

© 2014   Atheist Nexus. All rights reserved. Admin: Richard Haynes.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service