I've got something to confess. I attended sunday mass service this past weekend. I know, I shouldn't... but I was promised brunch afterwards so I couldn't resist...stupid fundie date...damn. Mass wasn't that bad, and the bacon was really good. I just wish the service included dazzling buccaneer garb and pirate lingo like FSM church.

At some point I'm going to have to come clear with Jesús about my pastafarian beliefs, just not when bacon is involved.

I think this is what I love most about atheism... one betrays the cause for bacon and it's not apostasy but just brunch...ah, life's good.

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Comment by Brian on July 30, 2008 at 11:52pm
mmm.... bacon
Comment by Rosa on July 26, 2008 at 12:47pm
¡Ajá! Estás pillada dizque viendo telenovelas con Thalía jajajaja
Comment by Madeline (Brigit) on July 26, 2008 at 10:20am
Yes yes! And he has the same "glow" about him as Thalía praying in one of the many María novelas she did.
And now I have the Marimar-whoo-costeñita soy! song in my head. Not that I'm admitting to watching it. *whistles*
Comment by Rosa on July 24, 2008 at 8:32pm
for the love of god (FSM), please, not Handel's Hallelujah lol
Comment by Madeline (Brigit) on July 24, 2008 at 7:41pm
Oh wow, lol. This so sounds like a novela. I tried writing it but I suck at it, so I desist. Lets say it involved the dashing hero praying to la virgencita to help him win the heart of damsel Rosa. There needs to be a chorus in the background.
Comment by Rosa on July 24, 2008 at 1:31pm
yes, Jesús el sastre...he's so lame lol
Comment by Madeline (Brigit) on July 24, 2008 at 10:51am
Is it the same Jesús that saved you from the bees?
Padre Pirate Lingo:
"Arrrrgh, I confess
before god and my cockswain
that I've sinned... "
That's how my family bribes me to go to church back home- they offer food or shopping? Mira mira " den al señor sus alabanzas, delen poder, honor, y gloria".
Comment by Hessenroots on July 23, 2008 at 4:36pm
If it makes you feel any better I went to a funeral yesterday and stayed through the prayer and hymn bit (my family expected that I would leave for that part) just to be fed after. No bacon but yummy, yummy tater-tot hot dish.
Comment by Lexxx on July 23, 2008 at 4:28pm
Once again a blog that made me laugh.
Thank you.

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