When gods make bears attack! 2Kings:23-25

I just discovered a wonderful short story from that bible book. It's about a bald man who gets made fun of by some teenagers, then curses them by praying to god to have them tore limb from limb by BEARS!

23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 And he went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

Uh...and read the FAQ's link below. Turns out it's actually a very GOOD thing that god and this Elisha character had bears attack those kids (cuz they were probably gang members! Come to mention it, they were probably gay liberal hippies too!)

http://www.christian-thinktank.com/qmeanelisha.html

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Comment by Johnathan Botha on July 22, 2008 at 11:55pm
The brutality, as true as the last comment was, unfortunately plays shadow to the stupidity of those who actually believe it. Xtians R Retards (in most cases).
Comment by Dane on July 22, 2008 at 10:38pm
Yet another another story from the bible which goes to show how psychotic and brutal christianity really is.

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