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Holy MP3 Player

Show off your faith and listen to MP3 files with this 2 GB USB “Cross Style” MP3 player.

You don’t have to be religious to appreciate this stylish Cross Style MP3 player. It features 2 GB of memory and a USB interface for quick and easy data transfers, plus it looks cool too!

This stylish cross also features a built-in microphone so you can record your voice or even record the sermon! It supports MP3/WMA/WMV/ASP and WAV files and features a 1-inch dot matrix color LCD with an easy to use menu! Order today!

It looks cool? It looks silly. A “must have” gadget for those who can’t stand to not broadcast their philosophical dogma even when listening to music. It must have a setting that only allows for the recording of wholesome Christian tunes. No Pat Condell podcasts on this baby.

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Comment by Doug on July 16, 2008 at 2:29am: I must have one ready.

If god ever speaks to me the voice record button could be handy so I can tell his voice is real and not just the voices in my head. There will be no misinterpreting of his message either :-)

Comment by Jack Carlson on July 15, 2008 at 11:11pm: Jobs is already the iGod.

Comment by Ben on July 15, 2008 at 10:18pm: I was thinking the iGod

Comment by Talibangelist on July 15, 2008 at 2:54pm: You aren't supposed to carry it in your pocket, you are supposed to nail it to your hands and feet. It'll make walking a little awkward i guess...