"Christian" friend horror story.....

Most of these people I have known my whole life. I grew up with them and they have been my friends for a very long time, however.....I don't go out with certain ones, and I don't even feel like calling them friends any more. I am just WORN the hell out.
Opening up my facebook page every day I cringe, because I KNOW I'm gonna see more than one post with something so absurd that I'm going to throw up in my mouth a little, or maybe a lot depending on how stupid it is.
For example..one of my fb "friends" (not a close friend, but still someone I know well) had put out the distress call for ALL of us to pray for her husband. He was sick, he was getting a cold, and needed us all to pray. (yeah, she probably needed his ass to get back to work!) What's next??? Then we have to pray for her jewelry party on Friday night.......and that her best friends truck starts so she can go to work tonight.....you see where I'm going?
Never mind that I always knew this girl was a vacuous twit, but to spread the twittiness well that's just plain irritating. Then there's the youtube vids put up of whatever helmet haired pastor they like this week's preaching.
To have that pop up and staring me in the face...is getting on my damn nerves. I really would love for someone to hack her facebook account and on her behalf write a message of apology for putting her bs religion off on people, and then apologize to her god for acting like he's her bitch, and asking for stupid shit.....there are people starving in this world, and dying from war and poverty, and she has the CODS, to ask her god to let her friend's freekin car start??? This woman is typical down here in the south.
This level of brazen stupidity, is REALLY starting to get to me.....there are so many more of them that do the same thing. Talk me down??? I really would like to just STOP her...but alas, I am a civilized person. Maybe I should just tell her to shut the *uck up??? Nahh...I have more class than that! But still.......................lol/

Anyone else have christian friend horror stories???

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Comment by dr kellie on December 31, 2010 at 10:59am

I have a friend who is in a coma from a stroke, and another friend who can't stop posting, "Thank god that Shorty is still alive."

??????????? ????/

I always think, "Thank god that Shorty is in a coma in the first place...."  Xians don't make sense. 

Comment by Steve on January 10, 2011 at 12:00pm
When you see that sort of thing, you could post something about giving to charity to help those who have serious problems.  Add a comment about how good we have it compared to others and about how silly it is for us to be so concerned about petty things like bad colds or cars that won't start when people are dying, etc.
Comment by Nelson Hernandez on October 1, 2011 at 1:50pm
Here is a good one. I am a married man that was legally seperated from my wife. I met tthis young lady who I started developing feelings for. Long story short, we were intimate. Something's happened and i had to go out of town for a month on family business. She knew my views on religion from the start. Two weeks after I left she started seeing this Guy from her church. She stated this happened because she did not know if I was coming back. When i did come back, two weeks after they hooked up, I told her that I wanted to be with her. She said she loved me and wanted to be with me, but did not want to hurt the other Guy. Although she was dating this Guy and they were a couple, she was still having sex with me. Thus went on for two months until I became tired of the situation and moved. The last time we talked one of her major reasons for staying with this other Guy was that he went to her church and she wanted to raise her family in a Christian home with morals. As an atheist, I had no morals. I laughed and reminded her that 1. Although I was seperated, I was still married and she knew this from the beginning. 2. She was in a relationship with someone else and still sleeping with me regularly. Her response was, "well God will forgive me. " what a cop out. I told her that she should come clean with the Guy and repent. She never did, so I told him. She ended up lying to him just to keep him. So much for xtian morality huh. Lol.

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