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Getting Porked by Jeebus

This is rich. Some drunk in England passed out and left a pan of bacon cooking on the stove; when he awoke (came to) he discovered another sign that Jeebus works miracles every day. For there in his pan of burnt bacon was the image of our saviour.

Considering the uncountable instances of human suffering that abounds in the world, it's a bit disappointing that the best Jeebus can come up with in the miracles category is a shitty picture of himself rendered in burnt pork .

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Comment by Matt on March 14, 2010 at 6:26am: The receiver of the miracle himself could not be reached, as he was being treated for serious burns all over his face.

Comment by Different Fred on March 14, 2010 at 12:22am: I thought it looked like Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride.

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You burnt my face onto a pan. Prepare to die!"

Comment by Robert Madewell on March 13, 2010 at 1:51pm: It's Barry Gibb! Or, maybe, The Burger King?

Comment by Loren Miller on March 13, 2010 at 11:58am: Not kosher, NOT KOSHER!!!

Comment by Jim DePaulo on March 13, 2010 at 11:42am: @Ron
Now that I look closer it does kind of look like Mona Lisa.
This is becoming a good money making gig. Some woman sold two bottles of water she claimed had ghost captured inside for $1500 on EBay.
My dog ate a ghost and I now have it captured in one of the dog's turds - I'd let it go for $500. Then I'm going to get busy with my mini-torch and some toast.