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As you may know, Ireland recently introduced a law making blasphemy illegal.
I feel the best way to fight this potentially dangerous law law is to ridicule it and the "gods" it seeks to protect.
There is a defence to the law if the "blasphemy" is not intended to cause offence so those of us in Ireland need to be careful that any such joke is intended to make one laugh (persons located outside Ireland need have no such scruples)
I'm going to kick off with a Joke that some may find offensive, but MY intention is not to offend but to let folks have a laugh.
Please add your jokes but please, keep them funy

In Ireland and the UK there is a low-fat dairy spread called "I can't believe it's not butter".
It seems the Catholic Church in an attempt to woo the modern weight conscious person to mass have introduced a new low-fat communion wafer called I can't believe it's not Jesus
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Comment by Sicile on October 21, 2010 at 10:07am
Oh crap - illegal? Guess I better tape my mouth shut while I'm there! Let's see, where is the American embassy in Ireland.....

Oh, so here is my joke....

Q: What's white and zips across the sky at 100 mph followed by a band of angels?
A: The coming of the Lord

That ought to get me at least a fine! ;)
Comment by Greg Lammers on January 19, 2010 at 6:41pm
Why are Catholic Priests referred to as "Father?"
Because so many of them are.
Comment by Jack Butler on January 14, 2010 at 12:13pm
Nice one Loren, but I had to Google "Lebron" (first name James)to discover he's a basketball player also called the king.
Anyone out-there got a joke or two about Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Mormons Cargo Cult followers etc? I'd like this to be an equal opportunities blog.
Comment by Loren Miller on January 14, 2010 at 7:07am
the Protestants believe it was King James.
WHOA!!! You mean LEBRON is mentioned in the BIBLE????

[wry chuckle] I could almost expect that reaction from some of these people...!
Comment by Jack Butler on January 14, 2010 at 6:56am
Keep 'em coming folks
Q. What do you call couples who use the catholic church approved rhythm method of contraception?
A. Parents
Comment by Ian on January 13, 2010 at 8:09pm
The Catholics believe that the first man mentioned in the Bible was Chap one; the Protestants believe it was King James.
Comment by ryan cameron on January 13, 2010 at 3:43pm
Comment by Howard S. Dunn on January 13, 2010 at 2:37pm
When Jesus comes, I won't swallow.
Comment by Jim DePaulo on January 13, 2010 at 1:11pm
Church BulletinParents Seminar
Tues @ 7:30
Father O'Reily will speak on
"Rearing the Child"
Comment by Jack Butler on January 13, 2010 at 11:09am
Was Jesus a homosexual?
I think there is "evidence" in the bible that he was; No Mention of a female significant other and at the "last supper" attended only by males he invited them to eat him?

Q. What is the filthiest section in the bible?
A. Behold, the coming of the lord.
Anyone got a few non-chrisitian jokes? I'd like this blog to embrace all religions.

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