Things That Make You Go Hmmm . . . (Humor)

Have you ever asked yourself why we do things? Why do we do things that irritate others? What is it we do or say that make other laugh. Have you ever wondered why the most embarrassing things always happen when you think no one is around? Why? The following are just a few things that make us wonder what people are thinking.

Why is it that we have a favorite a favorite side of or mouth to chew on?

Why do women ask so many questions of their significant other and men don't?
Why is seeing someone fall on their ass is funny?
Why is there "Miss or Mrs. or Ms. to indicate marital status for women and only Mister for me ?

Why is it that when you pull your pants out of the crack of your ass, someone sees you do it?
Why is it that when you fart in the elevator by yourself, someone gets on at the next floor?

Why is it possible for air to trip you, especially if there is a crowd?

Why is it that if there are open seats on the plane the largest person in the world sits next to you?

Why is it when we know we are about to say something stupid that we can't stop it?
Why do we combine two words into gibberish? Like thinking to say "goodbye" and then changing it to "good luck" and it comes out "goolic?"
Why, when we are on the freeway does the driver directly behind you pass you only to get off at the next exit?
Why is it funny to hear a one-sided cell phone argument?
Why is it that woman that wear tube socks for a bra always show their cleavage?
Why is the sound of a fart funny?
Why does the vehicle you can't see around or above always get in front of you?
Why is the sound of someone's pants splitting humorous?
Why is it funny when a person misjudges distance and walks into something?
Why won't people tell you have a booger hanging from your nose?
Women, why is it that the ugliest man in the world always comes over to talk to you at the club?
Why is it that the closer we get to the toilet the less able we are to hold our pee?
Why do the funky people always stand next to you?
Why do friends set you up for failure and then laugh when it happens?
Why are drawers with holes in them humorous?
Why are "period" panties funny?
How is it that stretch-pants can fit even the biggest ass?
Why do we say mice for more than one mouse, but we don't hice for more than one house?
Why do some men feel that drunkenness improves their looks?
Why is it oxen to for more than one ox but not boxen for more than one box?
Why is it that children embarrassing their parents humorous?

There are thousands of other things that are humorous, irritating or just make you wonder why. The world would be a darker place without them. Even though some anger us, it is always fun to tell the story later. Things that make you wonder keep life interesting. What are some of your "whys"?

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Comment by Idaho Spud on July 24, 2014 at 10:29am

Why do I forget what I'm going in the next room for, often before I even take the first step?

Why do 95% of my mental notes get misplaced?

Comment by Donald R Barbera on July 23, 2014 at 10:45pm

That's the way things go. Just today, I dashed into the house from working on my metal project. Of course, once I made it and took a load off--there was no toilet paper. To make it worse, I was the one who used it up and made a mental note to replace it. It seems my mental note got misplaced.

Comment by Michael Penn on July 23, 2014 at 9:08am

I went to renew my drivers license in Texas once and the line was pretty big. I must have talked to 5 people. Nobody said a thing about the toilet paper stuck between my eyes where I had attacked a small pimple earlier. Not even the license bureau people who took my picture. Once the new license came in the mail, I noticed the small bit of toilet paper immediately. I went back then to get a new license photo all over again.

Comment by Randall Smith on July 23, 2014 at 7:22am

Why? Because "Dog works in strange and mysterious ways". 

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