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Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog's parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
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7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
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9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
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And last, but not least:
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12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.
Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
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Comment by Earther on February 22, 2013 at 6:35pm -
Life is ruff.
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Comment by Dennis Michael Pennington on February 19, 2013 at 7:34am -
I have no dog currently, but your post will have me laughing for weeks!
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Comment by amer chohan on February 17, 2013 at 10:55am -
And a dog don't comb its hair standing in front of a mirror late in the night.
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Comment by jay H on February 17, 2013 at 8:18am
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Ah yes. Was feeling pretty sick the other day and she determined I needed plenty of TLC. Licks and cuddles from an 80lb bundle of affection. arrgh.. :)
She's such a good friend though, fun to be with.
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Comment by €ÅRØ£¥Ñ on February 17, 2013 at 7:14am -
AAWWwwww!!! What a good boy. And your cat looks like my current cat.
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Comment by Sentient Biped on February 17, 2013 at 4:13am -
These are all true. And I love my dog. However, he also.....
Eats poop. Cat poop, rabbit poop, unidentifiable poop.
Drinks out of the toilet.
Tries to lick me afterwards.
If I'm late, he pees on the floor.
Jumps on people who don't want to be jumped on.
Annoys the cat by sniffing her butt. Not just a little. Al the time.
But he's still my best buddy. I love him.
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