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Evolution is Dead

On this, Darwin Day, evolution as a theory, as a science, as a subject for debate and discussion, is dead. And Stephen Green of Christian Voice is the one who killed it.

I quote "What is the evolutionary purpose, or what advantage is conveyed to the species, as a species, by the tuft on the head of the tufted duck? And if I am allowed a supplementary or two: If there is no advantage to the species, what is the tuft on the head of the tufted duck actually for and how and why did it evolve?"

You see, ever since Darwin and Wallace, the whole concept of evolution has teetered on the question why the tufted duck has a tuft on its head. No matter how many fossils you dig up, identify and date; no matter what you observe in nature; no matter what area of evolution you study; no matter what the experts are able to explain and provide evidence for. None of these things matter. Unless they can provide the definitive answer to the question that has eluded science ever since man started to ask questions, it is all for nought. It seems nobody can explain why the tufted duck has a tuft on its head, therefore evolution must be false.

All hail Stephen Green. All hail the tufted duck - the duck that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that god exists.

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Comment by Tom Sarbeck on February 13, 2013 at 7:26pm: What is the evolutionary purpose of Stephen Green?

To increase the number of people who take rhetorical questions seriously.

Comment by SteveInCO on February 12, 2013 at 9:30pm: Obviously this in-duh-vidual needs educated on sexual selection.

Comment by Stephanie Brooker on February 12, 2013 at 9:11pm: Whatever! Why can't I run faster, live longer, and have a wisdom tooth?

Comment by William Matis on February 12, 2013 at 6:14pm: What about the square faced fox? It's only purpose could be so he could look like a stuck up snob to other foxes.

Comment by Napoleon Bonaparte on February 12, 2013 at 2:51pm: The 'chicks' like the embellishment and do you know what happens next ? A stork delivers a cuckoo bird. It is written in the stars.

Comment by Future on February 12, 2013 at 2:28pm: The hell with the duck - explain this:

Comment by Pat on February 12, 2013 at 2:22pm: I've got the answer. You ever seen one of those things? It's a defense mechanism. With a haircut like that, they're the bad asses of the waterfowl world. If you were a mallard or a teal, or a wood duck, would you screw with him?