Reason #1467 I love my wife

A while back we were standing in line in Costco and we look over and standing in a nearby line is an older fellow in a peculiar outfit. He was wearing cargo pants made out of a fabric with the American Navy logo all over it. He had white hair and a white handlebar moustache (to give you an idea of what I meant by "older fellow"). He was also sporting a white t-shirt with the following on the front in large letters:

"God Fearing
Gun Owning
Heterosexual
Pro-Life
Republican
American
Any Questions?"

My wife, after reading said shirt and noting that I had also read it, leaned over and said to me, "Yeah, I have a question... Why not save everyone the time of reading all of that and just wear a shirt that says, 'Hi, I'm an asshole.'?"

Yeah. I love my wife.