I just discovered a church that might be worth joining. This is the website; perhaps I am the last to know.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
Hope to see you in church tomorrow.
Peter C
funny - churches scare me - I try to stay away from them
Comment by Mr Peterdactyl on November 10, 2012 at 11:33pm I am assuming you looked at the site carefully. It is a spoof site, they advertise jesus thongs.
It is a hoot, actually.
Comment by Sentient Biped on November 11, 2012 at 9:33am thanks for the reminder. LBC is always good for a laugh, like the Onion. Haven't looks in a while.
Comment by Loren Miller on November 11, 2012 at 9:37am I suppose the one reason why I can deal with parodies like the Landover Baptist Church and Betty Bowers is that they're so obviously parodies to me. They don't qualify as Poe, or at least not from where I sit.
I HATE Poe ... because (ideally) it can't be told from the real thing without that stipulated "wink-and-a-nod" ... and I don't see my mind likely changed about that.
Comment by Sentient Biped on November 11, 2012 at 12:00pm Loren, I'm with you. Parody is a commentary on human failings, bad decision, self delusion, etc. Poe is a mean childish backhanded joke played on people who are susceptible only because they are not "insiders" on the Poe player.
Sometimes Parody may be mistaken for reality. We are only human. But Parody is not meant to fool. It's meant to play and comment. Poe is meant to fool, and is a mean joke.
Comment by Pat on November 11, 2012 at 12:26pm One of my favorite Landover message is whether Jesus watches children make poopy.
Comment by Mr Peterdactyl on November 11, 2012 at 12:48pm Pat, I even took "Bible Poop" quiz. Unsaved heathen was the result of the quiz. Oh, shit, no.
Comment by Pat on November 11, 2012 at 12:55pm I took it too. Only got 7 out of 10 - Aw, shit!
Comment by Sentient Biped on November 11, 2012 at 1:41pm I got 6/10 only by guessing at what I thought was the most outrageous answers, not at what I knew. Except the poop bread. That one I heard before.
It is creepy that Jesus watches little kids poop. Or that he watches anyone poop.
On the other hand, an Indiana pastor was arrested for doing just that. Maybe he was just trying to be god-like? Plus, I lived a few too many years in Lafayette. There isn't a lot to do there. Everyone needs a hobby.
Comment by Mr Peterdactyl on November 11, 2012 at 3:33pm Don't be creeped out by J.C. watching, he is simply watching his dad's handiwork. Los Tres Amigos are such fun loving guys.

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There is a video of the Pope's 'exorcism' caught on film. The man isn't demon possessed, there are likely no 'real' demons. He's just delusional and doesn't want to accept personal responsiblity for his own behavior for his own dysfunctional life.
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