Are the Rings of Saturn Jesus' Foreskin?

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Comment by ChrisC on July 4, 2012 at 8:31am

@Jeremy, maybe the rabbi who performed the circumcision tossed the 4skin so hard in the air that it reached escape velocity and found it's way to Saturn... Although, I doubt that jesus's cock was that big - Mary Magdalene would have been split in two! ;-) 

Comment by Ted E Bear on July 3, 2012 at 10:02pm
If Jesus was alive, he was a Jew. I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure they are not big o the whole 4skin thing.

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