I have never seen any atheist/agnostic limericks, I thought I would give it a try, any one else got one?
Note: Magog IS a town in Canada
A dyslexic agnostic from Magog
Was attacked by a beast in a bog
He prayed for salvation
And was saved by a dalmation,
Does this prove the existence of Dog?
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Just made this up.
One day I was sweeping the floor
When a knock came along at my door
I put down my broom
And went to the front room
To see who’s interrupting my chore
This kid asked what I think of creation
I said creation of what, with frustration
He said of the earth
I chuckled with mirth
And asked who created god, with elation.
He looked at the pamphlets he brought
Not finding the answer he sought
He said that’s a great question
Thanks for the suggestion
I’ll come back here soon after I’m taught
The boy went to his wise mom and dad
To ask this great question he had
They said that question’s absurd
He couldn’t believe what he heard
And yet now he’s a much smarter lad.
Comment by Loren Miller on December 7, 2012 at 11:29am I really can't wait for the day
When the theists just don't get their way
When arrives a new season
Enlightened with reason
And religion is hist'ry! HOORAY!
Comment by Pat on December 7, 2012 at 10:10am The Pope's a Bavarian from Germany
For an acolyte that's good cause for worry
Pederasty he covers
For liturgical brothers
When exposed, just like rats they all scurry
Comment by Loren Miller on December 7, 2012 at 5:46am As an atheist, I find it a bore
When the JW's knock at my door
With their misinformation
Poor argumentation
I say, "Don't come around any more!"
Believers say Jebus' the reason
That we have a Christmas season
But it's tilt of the Earth
Not some mythical birth
Which is why it's true - "Faith is No Reason!"
So the scansion isn't perfect ... so sue me! :-P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [grin!]
Comment by Sentient Biped on December 6, 2012 at 9:25pm Pat, that's great! At least you didn't say...... what else rhymes with that?
Comment by Pat on December 6, 2012 at 9:10pm There once was a god from Nantucket
And this may be going right in the bucket
But, omnipotent and fair
So why would he care
Who and where any person would suck it
Comment by Sentient Biped on December 6, 2012 at 7:55pm atheist limericks on the friendly atheist....
although godless haiku also seems like a hoot.
Comment by John B Hodges on April 3, 2012 at 8:19am When I get home I'll look in my archives. We had a discussion about this some time back on the Human_ism email list. In the meantime:
A Lutheran pastor named Herman
lost his faith in the midst of a sermon.
He tumbled from grace
with a smile on his face
and began quoting Nietzsche, in German.
A precocious young student from Kew
told her teacher "I'm loath to poo-poo
your attempts to appease us
with stories of Jesus
but somehow it doesn't ring true."
Comment by Glen Rosenberg on March 31, 2012 at 5:35pm purty good
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