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God Hates Lizards

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Comment by Richard ∑wald on February 27, 2012 at 3:54pm

Wait!

The sinning lizards may have their own Jesus Dragon saviours!

Comment by Richard ∑wald on February 27, 2012 at 3:47pm

[poe]If they think asexual parthenogenesis is evil, wait 'til they here about gynogenesis in some sub-species (all female populations) of ambystomatid salamanders![/poe]

Ewww! beastly beastiality amongst the satanic beasts! 

Comment by Sandi on February 27, 2012 at 8:50am

Lizards are so unbiblical anyway and now lesbo lizards?? Wtf is this world coming to? I thought god only hated figs? Do lizards eat figs and is that why these lesbo lizards are so rebellious?

I suppose these lizards are descended from the Lickalotapuss dinosaurs.

Comment by Richard ∑wald on February 27, 2012 at 8:37am

Ha! This is one of the best POE's I've seen in years...

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