Book: What are we up to, sweetheart? River Tam: Fixing your Bible. Book: I, um... [alarmed] Book: What? River Tam: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense. [she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages and torn out pages] Book: No, no. You-you-you can't... River Tam: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem. Book: Really? River Tam: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat. [rips out page]
Book: River, you don't fix the Bible. River: It's broken. It doesn't make sense.