You have got to be f'ing kidding me!  I just sat slack-jawed watching a con artist on BET.  The good Reverend Peter Popoff was just on.  Did you know that if you call his number he will send you his Miracle Spring Water (for either drinking or anointing yourself - your choice) and he will send you his special anointing tool?  All for FREE!  BUT WAIT! there's more! if you send him some "seed money" on faith of course, and you take all of your bills out and you pray over them, he will write you a letter telling you how much money you will "supernaturally" receive in what he calls a "devine transfer".  He will also tell you the EXACT date you will receive your money. This is because God has spoken to him and told him that he (god) will be doing these divine transfers to take money out of the hands of the godless and into the hands of god's people.  (So that's what happened to that $100 I am missing!!)

Damn, the government needs to call this man so we can end our national debt.

Even when I did have imaginary friends I didn't believe crap like this.  How do people actually believe in this ridiculous mess?  Honestly, how?