I organized an Easter egg hunt for all of the children and promised that the Easter eggs contained something very important. But, to the surprise of the children, all of the eggs were empty. "You have all made an important discovery," I preached. "Those eggs contain all of the evidence we have that Jesus rose from the dead today." One of the kids screamed when he opened his egg and found that it was completely full of horse shit. "Oh, look! Jack found the Mormon egg!"

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Comment by Napoleon Bonaparte on April 26, 2011 at 6:33am
Comment by Jonel Burge on April 26, 2011 at 6:10am
Oh if only it was true.
Comment by Alice on April 25, 2011 at 10:09pm
very good.. LOL
Comment by thomas smith on April 24, 2011 at 2:04pm
you are going to hell!, for sure,    damn that was funny I LOVE IT!!
Comment by Rucareanu Valentin on April 24, 2011 at 11:31am
Hahaha, I sooo wish this was true!

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