Thrown out of church today

It's Palm Sunday and everyone was lined up to get those silly Palm leaves shaped like a cross. I didn't get one because Pastor Dickface decided to take my words "Pass the grass homeboy" out of context.

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Comment by Pat Star on June 21, 2011 at 8:58am

 

Clever & funny.

Comment by fullmetal atheist on April 20, 2011 at 1:23pm

hahaha

Comment by Laura on April 20, 2011 at 9:19am
Oh...took me a minute to get it. Think I'm having a dumb day!
Comment by Barry Boggs on April 18, 2011 at 9:46am
Funny!
Comment by Jedi Wanderer on April 17, 2011 at 7:49pm
Yeah, come again, why do you keep going to church only to get continuously if not hilariously kicked out? This one was very funny. I give it an lol
Comment by Maria Rodriguez on April 17, 2011 at 4:14pm
That's funny! Thanks for the laugh!
Comment by Prog Rock Girl on April 17, 2011 at 3:13pm
Hey, 4/20 is right around the corner!

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