Here's a machine translation from a very recent global affairs issue.…
Added by Tom Pandelaere on November 19, 2010 at 12:00pm — No Comments
There is simply not enough death in this world. Everywhere I look, I behold:
- resuscitation classes
- pension schemes
- fertility clinics
- charities combating famine
I ask you now: how is the overpopulation, the depletion of our resources, the mass pollution of our globe going to be dealt with if everyone simply keeps defending life?
Forsooth, anti-life is a term of which to be proud; for we,…Continue
Well, well, well.
I have been gloating more than anything of late, ensconced as I am in this moribund zombie country of mine.
The evolution for the good began, of course, this summer when churchies were forced to face the fact that they are people. Dear, dear, raping kiddies for Jesus, eh? Yes, I know, he said something of the sort...
Imagine my content…Continue
THE SORROWS OF THE BLIND
Added by Tom Pandelaere on July 7, 2010 at 9:22am — No Comments
This, I aver, for aye cracketh me up most loftily.
GENERAL GORDON, THE HERO OF KHARTOUM
It is a great pity that, whereas all religious communities enjoy the pleasure of receiving insult, muslims are still bereft of this privilege.
I say that this constitutes an act of discrimination and ergo an infringement of their human rights, for all religions should be spat upon equally. As atheists, let us therefore extend our generosity to those poor deprived scions of the Great Bear.
Allah has just the same right to be considered a pig as Jehovah or,…Continue
Every day, I am beleaguered by the unrelenting hordes who spew the phrase ‘common sense’ at me. Indeed, I may with considerably confidence claim that most aficionados of this phrase even do so unwittingly.
For once and for all: what you ‘sense’ is the result of what you perceive, i.e. the chemical strings which your brain so generously bestows upon you. It necessarily follows that your ‘sense’ is individual. It is not ‘common’ in that I, too, would…Continue