Robert Madewell's Blog (26)

Jesus is Gonna Burn You! (New Version)

Added by Robert Madewell on April 5, 2011 at 5:14pm — No Comments

Scripture Wallpaper: Towering Boobs and Consuming Poultry

Big Boobs and a Phallus



Filet o' Gull



Inspired by Eric Jayne

Also, posted at…

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Added by Robert Madewell on March 6, 2010 at 3:23pm — No Comments

Fayetteville Freethinkers Meeting on a New Day and at a New Place

As promised, we are going to have some Sunday meetings this year and this month is our first one. Note, our freethinker meeting this weekend will be on Sunday, 2:00pm.



Okay Freethinkers, let's try this again.



Our February (Sunday) meeting is even more chock-full of useful nuggets of wisdom than our January meeting was going to be!



Doug Krueger will tell us about an obscure but revealing South Sea tribe that uses a Marine flag as a holy relic and whose members drink an… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on February 26, 2010 at 3:29pm — 1 Comment

Ray Comfort Broke My Heart

A few days ago, Ray Comfort offered a free dinner for his atheist readers. I promptly sent in my request, but I was turned down with this email.

Due to the overwhelming response for a free dinner at Red Lobster (for atheists), we have had to cap it. We are no longer honoring anymore requests due to the lack of funds.



Thanks for your understanding.
Fair enough. Ray has no obligation… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on February 25, 2010 at 3:30am — 8 Comments

Does "5 Robert 19:68" mean anything to you?

From Superstition Free

The NCAA has now banned the silly scripture references that Tim Tebow would write in his eye black. I guess it's just as well, but I have a few remarks.

First, just because it's in the bible, doesn't mean that you would want your…

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Added by Robert Madewell on February 14, 2010 at 9:53pm — 3 Comments

It's in The Bible: Jesus will give you Hemorrhoids!

From Superstition Free.



It's back to Old Testament law this week. It seems that you have to threaten people with horrible things to keep them on the straight and narrow and God is no exception. He speaks to us through his prophet Moses, warning us what will happen if we don't keep his legalistic, nit-picky rules.



The list of God-caused misfortunes is lengthy and found at… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on February 10, 2010 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

Obama Breaks Etiquette Taboo! Oh Waah!

From Superstition Free

Here's an e-mail that was sent to me the other day, by a dear friend of mine.

Keep your feet OFF the White House furniture (which belongs to the people)!

Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything to you about his attitude?

Would you speak with the Chief of Staff,…

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Added by Robert Madewell on February 7, 2010 at 2:00am — 9 Comments

It's in The Bible: Divine Movement!

From Superstition Free



This week's Bible absurdity is a translation goof that sounds very funny in Modern English. I am quite aware of the context of the verse, but it still sounds halarious. Other tranlations have corrected this booboo, but the KJV preserves it in all its divinely inspired glory.

Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord:…
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Added by Robert Madewell on February 5, 2010 at 12:30pm — 1 Comment

My Prayer Sign Suggestion

Since I've been accused of being hateful for pointing out bible verses being used in hateful ways, I have a suggestion for a prayer sign.



I know that the bible is full of brutality and hate, yet there are some very good verses in there. You just have to search through all the smelly oysters before you find the pearl. If Christians want to use the bible in a… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on December 27, 2009 at 2:43pm — No Comments

Prayer Sign Update

The sign that I wrote about earlier has now changed. I don't have a picture but, it now says,
Ephesians 6:12

Pray for our

Nation
The new verse is a famous verse. It's still ominous. At least it's not specific and doesn't call for anyone to die.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on December 25, 2009 at 10:30pm — 4 Comments

Psalms 109:8 Sign

Here's a sign that is posted outside of a local business. I took it at night becaue I wanted to write this article before it gets taken down. I had to bump up the brightness and contrast. If I get a chance to take a photo in the day, I'll post that as well. Despite the photo being very low quality, it is quite readable. I guess that's what counts.



Let his… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on December 23, 2009 at 5:00pm — 3 Comments

Winter Solstice Box at Arkansas State Capitol Grounds

The Arkansas Society of Freethinkers got to put up their display! Read the story that was printed in The Arkansas Democrat Gazette.



Of course, I read the comments. Of course, there's some crazy that I get to quote.



A concern troll that goes by quiet4us2… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on December 17, 2009 at 9:01pm — 1 Comment

Good Bye, Oral! We'll miss you.

At least, we have a pair of giant bronze clasping hands to remember him by. Really, can a guy named Oral really be that bad? I bet his wife just loved that name.



Well, since I don't have millions of dollars to spend erecting giant metal body parts, I'll just have to make do with this picture as my memmorial to a great non-thinker.…

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Added by Robert Madewell on December 15, 2009 at 10:39pm — 8 Comments

Unusual Soda Can (repost)

I found this can of soda at one of the local discount stores. It is bottle by an American company in Miami, Florida that produces beverages that are popular among Cuban Americans, such as Materva. The scene depicted on one side of the can could possibly bruise some American sensibilities. Even, I was a little shocked.…

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Added by Robert Madewell on December 13, 2009 at 1:00pm — 11 Comments

Open Letter to The Pastor of Northside Church of Christ (repost)

I have written this open letter to the pastor of the church that hosted the creationist conference in my town last weekend.



I am horrified that Dr. Harrub could so blatantly misrepresent science. I can't say whether it was out of dishonesty or negligence. Doesn't matter. A man with his credentials should research his claims about his opposition's claims, before writing a presentation based on them. I think anyone is obligated to do that.



I wonder if anyone at the church… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on December 11, 2009 at 9:00pm — 2 Comments

Hell Exists! I have proof!

I'm going to hell and I'm taking my whole family with me. I realize it now. Click here to see my path to Hell.

Added by Robert Madewell on December 3, 2009 at 11:40pm — 2 Comments

Did humans and dinosaurs coexist?

Yes, of course they did. Every Saturday Morning!

Added by Robert Madewell on November 12, 2009 at 3:25pm — 9 Comments

Creationist convention in Harrison, Arkansas

Creation vs. Evolution Forum Forum hosted by the Northside Church of Christ Northark Center Campus Durand Center

303 North Main Street, Harrison, AR 72601



Did humans evolve from ape-like creatures?



How is atheism infiltrating American culture?



Did humans and dinosaurs coexist?
Fri., Dec. 4th 7:00pm Atheism’s Attack on America…
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Added by Robert Madewell on November 9, 2009 at 6:54pm — 6 Comments

Scripture on The Scrimmage Line (repost)

Here's a gem of a story from OneNewsNever. Seems that cheerleaders at a Georgia public school has been displaying bible verses during their cheers at football games. A parent complained to the school board and the board decided to ban the display of bible verses by the cheerleaders during school sponsored activities. This ban has lead to students and adults displaying… Continue

Added by Robert Madewell on October 25, 2009 at 12:32pm — No Comments

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