Andrew Hall's Blog (6)

Are you addicted to God? Take the test and find out!

 

I found this Alcoholism Screening Quiz and changed drinking with God or God a related word.

 

1. Do you lose time from work because of God?

 

2. Is God making your homelife unhappy?

 

3. Do you go to church because you are shy around other people?

 

4. Is God affecting your reputation?

 

5. Have you ever felt remorse…

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Added by Andrew Hall on October 4, 2011 at 2:30pm — 5 Comments

Why Jesus Would Be A One Term President

Here's a comedy bit I wrote up. Enjoy.

 

I was trying to come up with a topic to write about tonight. I was making some bread (yes, I make my own bread) when it hit me: Jesus would suck as a president. Here are the reasons.

 

10. Jesus surrounds himself with punks. Have you read the New Testament?  The apostles can barely get out of their own way. Who hired Judas?…

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Added by Andrew Hall on August 19, 2011 at 6:12pm — 5 Comments

We Need Atheist Missionaries

We need atheist missionaries. Period.

 

It would be nice if we all lived in Never-Never Land where TV shows like Glee and Nova do all the work for us. A one-two punch of inclusiveness and scientific reasoning would shed light on all the theist strongholds in the US, and people would wake up and say "Gosh, I have been sooooo wrong supporting Intelligent Design and churches run by homophobes."

 

We don't live in that world.

 

Just as the US couldn't…

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Added by Andrew Hall on June 28, 2011 at 9:10pm — 2 Comments

Easter Fun!

Ali is four and goes to preschool. It's a half day program. Part of my daily routine when I'm playing Responsible Dad Guy is to drop her off and pick her up. I passed the school library and there was a display of kiddy Easter books. I did a double take. Did I just see what I thought I saw?… Continue

Added by Andrew Hall on April 24, 2011 at 8:07am — No Comments

Oh My God! - My Five Year Old Finds The Almighty

Ali, my five year old, has discovered God. All of my efforts to inoculate her from the God meme has come to naught. For the last few weeks she has invoked HIM regularly.

 

I cooked her a cheese omelette the other day.

 

Oh my God! I love this!

 

I told Ali she…

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Added by Andrew Hall on April 1, 2011 at 7:58pm — 3 Comments

Atheists Need a Gang Sign

Atheists need a gang sign. Gangs, regardless of their business endeavors, have it right : a simple hand gesture that identifies members. No questions needed. Someone flashes you the sign they’re in the same club. I was in a fraternity as an undergraduate (I prefer to think of it as a charitable…

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Added by Andrew Hall on March 3, 2011 at 8:48pm — 8 Comments

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