Okay, so I totally ripped off this list from cartoonist Francesco Marciuliano. It's hilarious.
Things You Will Never Overhear at the 2008 Summer Olympics
"Breathe in deep that fresh Beijing air. Smell that? That's the smell of freedom, my boy."
“Wow, NBC hasn’t focused on a single American athlete yet.”
“If you ever needed proof that rhythmic gymnastics is a real sport, there it is.”
“Remember, this broadcast is our big chance… Continue