God's Blog (6)

#68 The Westboro Baptist Church

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!



DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!



They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about all the things I supposedly hate. WHO ARE THEY TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT I HATE? I CAN DO THAT… Continue

Added by God on March 11, 2009 at 10:30pm — 4 Comments

#67 Fags

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!



I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.



Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get the snot knocked out of their stupid fag faces.



I HATE FAGS SO MUCH! But you’ve… Continue

Added by God on March 5, 2009 at 11:16am — 6 Comments

#55 Being Kept Out of Schools

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

Today I would like to talk about something that makes Me extremely furious – the fact that I am banned from public schools in the USA.



I take this as an insult. In fact, it is as if America has spit in My Holy Face and kicked Me in My Divine Balls. I punish America every day for this blasphemous… Continue

Added by God on January 13, 2009 at 11:30pm — 3 Comments

#33 Atheists

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

I am the Lord Almighty; I am the Light of the World and The Ultimate Goodness; more Perfect than your feeble human brain could ever conceive; I made the world and all the creatures in it; I have watched over, loved and protected you all of your life.



Yet despite all that I have done for each and… Continue

Added by God on November 25, 2008 at 12:05am — 3 Comments

CONFESS!

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!



I was sitting on My Eternal Throne just now, pondering things you cannot possibly fathom when I realized: I am very disappointed in every single human being on Earth.



None of you are perfect in My Eyes. You have all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of Me. Need I remind you that the wages of sin… Continue

Added by God on October 3, 2008 at 12:00am — 3 Comments

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