All Blog Posts Tagged 'sarcasm' (3)

They're so cute when they're ignorant!

Isn't it adorable when someone on the internet thinks they know you better than you know yourself? Mind readers are the best! Here's one I found on YouTube.

I was commenting on this George Carlin video. Someone had suggested that we not use the term atheist because of its negative connotation. I suggested that we not let ourselves and be bullied into watering down our lack of beliefs. beallendall08 kindly corrected…

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Added by Becky Garcia on March 18, 2010 at 11:57pm — 6 Comments

Seriously, I'm not Funny.

No, seriously. I'm not. Not Ever. The FBI told me I'd be jailed as a terrorist if I attempted stand-up comedy. Because I'd bomb so bad. I'd be a human bomb. Like a suicide bomber, but comedic in intent instead of socio-political.



See? Ahilarious.



I'm not often bothered by it. I'd never publicly whine about it. I may have no ability at giving "teh" humor, but I can still LOL and :-) with the best of them.



I'd only lament it if my balls were being burned off with… Continue

Added by Tom on February 3, 2010 at 4:14am — 4 Comments

The worst thing about smileys...

There's no nose to punch, and no balls to kick. They just sit there with their idiot grins, "beaming happiness into the aether"... Makes me sick.



I rarely, if ever, use smiley faces in my online text. Sure, they're a great way to denote sarcasm or attempted humor, but so is just being funny. Not that everyone will always agree on what is or isn't humorous. Take the first three sentences of this post.



There's no nose to punch, and no balls to kick. ;-) They just sit there… Continue

Added by Tom on February 2, 2010 at 9:00pm — 19 Comments

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