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The Lard's Contract

This contract represents an agreement between GOD, Inc. (herein referred to as “COMPANY”) and you (herein referred to as “CLIENT”).

I. SERVICES PROVIDED

GOD, Inc. shall provide CLIENT with one (1) life on Earth. GOD, Inc. makes no guarantee regarding the style or quality of life provided or to the duration of life provided to CLEINT. There are many different life choices that GOD, Inc.…

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Added by Odin Zeus McGaffer on January 17, 2011 at 9:38pm — 1 Comment

Man that killed 'his own' family in Naples FL puts on jesus show in court

Added by Secular Forces 2013 on January 8, 2011 at 10:03am — No Comments

Be Good For Goodness' Sake

Holy cow — the atheists are proselytizing! I unveil Connecticut Valley Atheists' latest offering to the Vernon Green and demonstrate how the myths of religion and Santa Claus teach believers to behave in order to earn a reward, while atheism offers the only path to true, unrewarded morality in this week's CVA Vlog.…

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Added by Dan Xenatro on December 7, 2010 at 4:49pm — 1 Comment

Hi, I'm an Atheist

This is a little video I made last night.

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7650633/…

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Added by Jeffrey A. Myers on November 12, 2010 at 5:44pm — 1 Comment

interesting documentary "the hidden jesus"

this british dude looks at other religions with similarities to christianity.

buddhism, hinduism and of course mithraism...

viewable via 11 parts on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhef6wa2Mpc

one heads up...

the host, a theologian named dr. robert beckford, is pretty liberal christian. so liberal, in fact, that he seems to think that all the religions he investigates in this show… Continue

Added by markystar on August 30, 2010 at 4:30am — 1 Comment

Mondo Diablo Episode 267: Satan: The Lesser of Two Evils

Turns out I'm not the only one who thinks that one of the great injustices of the Christian religion is its portrayal of Satan as The Greatest Evil, which isn't even warranted by biblical standards. This week, I read these two essays:

http://www.religioustolerance.org/lenhardt01.htm…

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Added by Rev Hellbound Alleee on August 12, 2010 at 8:45pm — No Comments

Atheist Comedy!

It's time once again! Yep, it's Sunday and you know what that means! Cose2Cose Productions is proud to bring the fine people of Atheist Nexus this weeks episode of "Bible Answers"!!!

If you dig the show, check out all the episodes on our page and add us to your friend…

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Added by Cose2Cose Productions on June 20, 2010 at 8:30am — No Comments

Life After Faith, New Book On the Way

My seventh book, Life After Faith, will be published in the next few weeks. Based on almost a half-century as an insider, it tells the story of my emergence from super-natural faith to practice a down-to-earth kind of "natural spirituality." This will not please extremists on either side of the divide! Some atheists will throw garbage and some people of faith will throw prayers, but it's a personal story of leaving faith, ordination as a Protestant Minister… Continue

Added by Chris Highland on June 19, 2010 at 7:49pm — No Comments

This weeks episode!!!

Hello once again to everyone on Atheist Nexus! Cose2Cose Productions is proud to present this weeks Bible bashing episode of "Bible Answers" with episode 15. If you don't know the show, it's a fake Bible call in show where the Christian host fails to answer anyone’s questions. The point of the show is to point out Bible flaws, contradictions and impossibilities. You can check out all the episodes right here on Atheist Nexus on our page! Please…

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Added by Cose2Cose Productions on June 14, 2010 at 12:10pm — 2 Comments

Anti-Christian satire series!

Hello everyone on Atheist Nexus! We are Cose2Cose Productions and we make a show called "Bible Answers". It's an anti-christian satire about a Bible call in show where the christian host fails to answer anyone’s questions. The point of the show is to make people aware of Bible flaws, contradictions and impossibilities. Last year we filmed 13 episodes, those episodes made up season one. We are now posting new episodes every Sunday starting with episode 14. We would love to here from people on… Continue

Added by Cose2Cose Productions on June 8, 2010 at 9:47pm — No Comments

Lovarchy, the definition of

I couldn't find a definition for lovarchy in any dictionary, so I came up with my own. The below defines my ideology pretty well.…

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Added by Joshua Bizley on April 13, 2010 at 12:57pm — 3 Comments

Jesus was an ahole

Christians seem to have the greatest public relations department. Even many atheists seem to think that Jesus was some white guy with a long beard who wandered the Middle East trying to bring about world peace. According to the Bible, Jesus was a real asshole.

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Added by Staks Rosch on February 19, 2010 at 8:30am — 3 Comments

Deathbed Conversion of Jesus

If you ask fundamentalist Christians, they will tell you that many well known atheists in history have had deathbed conversions to Christianity. Among the names that I have heard from Christians include Voltaire, Sartre, Mark Twain, Thomas Paine, and of course Charles Darwin. Of course, these well known freethinkers never really had a deathbed conversion.

It isn’t hard to look into each of these individual cases and see that none of these atheists converted to Christianity at the time… Continue

Added by Staks Rosch on February 16, 2010 at 12:57pm — No Comments

The Pope John Paul II needed our help! He was a self harmer!

In The Name Of the Whip, and of the Flail and of the ...OUCH THAT HURT!

Can it really be said that one who locks himself away in a room, takes a whip or a flail that he has hanging in his closet, kneels or sits and begins beating himself is psychologically healthy? Is it not a sign of distress? Would it not be thought of as a 'cry for help', if you will allow me the cliche, to cause your self physical harm because of an… Continue

Added by Mark on January 30, 2010 at 7:37am — 2 Comments

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus, I know you will never get this message as you have been in your grave for some time. However, I like to play make-believe and pretend that you are still well and alive and are reading this message. So… How are you? How have you been? What have you been up to? Hey, do you have any influence over what Santa will bring me this Christmas? He hasn’t brought me anything ever since I moved away from my parents. I have been eating your body and blood, is that cool with you? Did you hear my… Continue

Added by TJMorgan on January 19, 2010 at 6:51pm — No Comments

Proselytizing at Chick-fil-A

My temper was recently set off early on the morning of Friday, December 11th, as I stopped at a local Chick-fil-A for breakfast.

What follows is the email correspondence between me and Chick-fil-A, starting with my complaint as entered on the contact form of Chick-fil-A's web site.

From: me

To: Chick-fil-A.Cares@na.ko.com

Subject: Chick-fil-A Web Form Message

I understand that Chick-fil-a is a business founded by and largely operated by Christians. This… Continue

Added by Aiden on December 24, 2009 at 1:06pm — 17 Comments

Merry Mythmas

Before christianity, this time of year celebrated the "births" of many other religous icons like Mithra, Horus, Thor, Dionysus, Helios, ect. This is so prevalent because these few days are when the days become noticeably longer, which many cultures associate with birth.

Even if Jesus ever existed, no one knows his true date of birth. However we do know he wasnt the only one people believed to be born of a virgin. Others include Krishna, Bacchus, Yu, Hercules, and Zunis, who was… Continue

Added by Matt W on December 23, 2009 at 4:30pm — 3 Comments

The Bible is WRONG!

Yeah, that's right! I'm one of those godless heathen non-believers, and I say that your holy book is full of inaccuracies! It's not historically reliable at all, let alone divine and inerrant! Contrary to what all those hard-line conservative fundamentalist wackaloons think, it actually contains numerous-

Wait.

What?

Some of the conservative nut-jobs are with me on this? Those same freakazoids who believe the universe was created 6,000 years ago based on a… Continue

Added by Cubik's Rube on October 6, 2009 at 12:53pm — 3 Comments

The Atheist's Guide To Christmas

This was originally posted over on my blog, Cubik's Rube.

If you want to know what I think of the Atheist's Guide to Christmas, a book that's just been released, which was put together by the lovely Ariane Sherine (organiser of the Atheist Bus Campaign) and which features essays from many of the grooviest godless guys and gals of our time,… Continue

Added by Cubik's Rube on September 29, 2009 at 6:13pm — 1 Comment

Mondo Diablo Episode 214: Our Heavenly Father's Plan

This week’s clips are from an LDS (Mormon) video that explains an odd kind of epistemology: pray to God and He will tell you what you need to know. The bilge is rising. Hear a horrible song sung by a child, some Song-Poems, some mashups, and maybe even the Voice of God Herself.

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Father's Plan 1

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Johnny Pearson * Hummingbird

The Rave-Ons * You Put It… Continue

Added by Rev Hellbound Alleee on September 19, 2009 at 5:17pm — No Comments