Have you ever asked yourself why we do things? Why do we do things that irritate others? What is it we do or say that make other laugh. Have you ever wondered why the most embarrassing things always happen when you think no one is around? Why? The following are just a few things that make us wonder what people are thinking.…Continue
So a friend reminded me about how I rewrote the words to "Hail Mary" to her name. Most of which I remember and is a running joke. However, what she keeps forgetting was my lyrics to a musical number that I never wrote music for. I thought I'd share the lyrics.
It..just.. takes... just a little faith, just a little faith.
Grab some bread, get some juice, now you have what's for use for
Just a little faith, just a little faith
wear a robe, grow your hair, look like a mess?…
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I was just about to post a blog entry here, when I saw this on the AN site when I wasn't logged in. Hopefully this will make you guys laugh as much as it made me laugh.
Hopefully soon, all of us will find God's match for us. Fingers crossed. Sorry, I mean hearts crossed. Wait, I…Continue
As you've probably heard, Jonathan Winters passed away April 11. This is my tribute to him.
Jonathan Winters * We're Only Visitors
Armand Migiani and Couroyer * Carmen
Cab Calloway * Utt-Da-Zy
Jonathan Winters * The Bunny Song
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs * Sacrilege
Bogard Brothers * She Keeps on Knocking
Jonathan Winters * St Vitus'…
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End of times...here we come!
I cannot wait for 12/21/12 to pass so everyone can shrug and go back to pounding pavement. My husband recommended blogging about it so, here we are. Tell me what you did today--don't care if it's laid in bed with the flu (which is where I've been for the past five) or whatever.
I had to go to the store to get throat lozenges for my 16 yr old, nite-time happy-wacky cough syrup, and ibuprofen. Later, I will be working on homework…Continue
Prince of Darkness revealed as just a goof-off.
Last night I went to my fridge to get some soy milk for my coffee (lactose doesn't agree with me) and I noticed a 1,000,000 dollar bill fridge-magneted to the door with all the other stuff. I had put it there last summer after I found it while walking in the park near the river at the bottom of our street. Young Christians were wandering the park with…Continue
I found this Alcoholism Screening Quiz and changed drinking with God or God a related word.
1. Do you lose time from work because of God?
2. Is God making your homelife unhappy?
3. Do you go to church because you are shy around other people?
4. Is God affecting your reputation?
5. Have you ever felt remorse…Continue
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...drink a few beers and ponder the existence of Sun.
"Show me the evidence!" I say, thumping the table with my fist for emphasis, "Show me the e-v-i-d-e-n-c-e!" I shared this sentiment with the men at work, and they all agreed. "Yeah, where the hell's it at?" "I haven't seen it in a while." "Does it even exist?"
The Sun came out yesterday.
I was standing atop a 30-foot pipe bridge when He burst upon us in all His Glory. "I believe!" I cried, throwing my hands…
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For those of you who don't already know, AiG stands for Answers in Genesis, a popular creationist website. For comedic purposes I have chosen to confuse it with a popular anti-virus program, resulting in the following:
There is a fundamental humorlessness about fundamentalist religion that gives lie to the claim that God brings joy and atheism is bleak and dreary. I first experienced this shortly after high school, many years ago, when I ran into a friend on the campus of the local community college. This was a friend with whom I had shared many a laugh, a young man with a wry sense of the absurd and a sense of humor that was to be admired. On this day, he had his…Continue
Isn't it adorable when someone on the internet thinks they know you better than you know yourself? Mind readers are the best! Here's one I found on YouTube.
I was commenting on this George Carlin video. Someone had suggested that we not use the term atheist because of its negative connotation. I suggested that we not let ourselves and be bullied into watering down our lack of beliefs. beallendall08 kindly corrected…Continue