All Blog Posts Tagged 'Humor' (14)

Yes It Is a Cheap Shot . . .

. . . b ut someone has to take it and it might as well be me. As a writer and sometimes humorist I could be banned for life from the Writer’s Guild for not picking the low fruit. I ran upon this large sign in Barnes & Noble while book shopping.

I stood there for a moment and thought,…

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Added by Donald R Barbera on January 7, 2013 at 9:04am — 9 Comments

No Hell for Huckabee Causing Atheists to Abandon Non-Belief

 

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Going to Hell? You betcha!
The Newtown, Connecticut school shooting and subsequent remarks by overweight Fox pundit and former Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee that the slaughter of twenty…
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Added by Richard Cahill on December 15, 2012 at 1:36pm — 6 Comments

Author Suspected of Being Raptured, Chaos Narrowly Avoided

I was apparently, at least to the casual observer, Raptured over the weekend. The casual observer in this case was my Significant Other. Having gotten up briskly instead of lying around in a sprawled stupor like she was, I decided to go hiking in the local mountains after completing my computing chores. This meant I needed to change shorts, and I left the first pair on in her pink leather office chair, draping them over the seat in a manner that suggested, to a certain…

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Added by Richard Cahill on April 23, 2012 at 1:22pm — 1 Comment

Book Review. The Last Testament Of God

 

If an atheist rewrote the Bible in the 21st century, what would it look like?


Probably a lot like, The Last Testament of God: A Memoir by God / with David Javerbaum. Lol.


Here it is, folks. God Telleth All. Finally!


Here are the answers to your questions about the Bible and why Christians, particularly…
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Added by Trance Gemini on November 1, 2011 at 8:30am — 2 Comments

Ressurection Venn Diagram

Copied off of someone on FB. I think I'll post this on my FB page the next time I feel like ruffling a few feathers :-)


Added by Mike Haynes on April 5, 2010 at 12:39pm — No Comments

The Burning Bush

Added by Mike Haynes on March 17, 2010 at 10:52am — No Comments

Crumb Does Genesis

This October an author, familiar to those who were “of age” during the drug haze called the 60’s, Robert Crumb, will have his new illustrated book, Robert Crumb's Book of Genesis, on the bookshelves. Those familiar with Crumb’s cartoon humor and sideways view of society’s icons and norms, can anticipate with glee how he will treat the Book of Genesis. Needless to say that Crumb is an Atheist.

Subversive US cartoonist Robert Crumb, whose take on the Bible is about to be released… Continue

Added by Jim DePaulo on September 28, 2009 at 5:55pm — 3 Comments

A funny thing happened today

I am the director of a small IT department. We are currently retiring about 40 - 50 older computer in our office. They are much older Pentium 4 and or Celeron processors. Maybe 256 - 512 mb of RAM. Nothing spectacular. We decided to see if anyone in the office would like some of the old computers. A fellow employee, a deacon at a local church, asked if we would donate some for a battered women's and children's center run through the church. Of course without a second thought I offered 12… Continue

Added by evil1dwk on August 24, 2009 at 5:00pm — 23 Comments

Humor: One Texas Soldier

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban". The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.



The voice then calls out "One Texan is better than one hundred Taliban". Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge… Continue

Added by Atheist Exile on August 9, 2009 at 5:35am — No Comments

#67 Fags

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!



I, The Almighty Lord God, HATE FAGS! I always have. Their constant faggotronics piss Me off something good.



Fags are all a bunch of effeminate cocksucker assholes! They should all totally get jumped and get the snot knocked out of their stupid fag faces.



I HATE FAGS SO MUCH! But you’ve… Continue

Added by God on March 5, 2009 at 11:16am — 6 Comments

Good Times with Chruch Signs

Ha! Haha! These are fun.

Click above link for more...

Added by IsThatLatin on August 10, 2008 at 2:54pm — 2 Comments

Allah Meat

Yeah, that's what I said: Allah meat.



I was going to post about something more serious to day, but you know, sometimes it must be all fun and games. Since the most recent accusation that atheists have no sense of humor, we are obligated to prove otherwise. Unfortunately, this does mean poking fun at silly superstitious people (sorry, if one wants to make the no-humor claim, one should be prepared to open oneself up to ridicule on a variety of levels).



So, today, I give you… Continue

Added by IsThatLatin on July 24, 2008 at 8:01am — No Comments

Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road ?













Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road ?





1. He was following a trail of "Chick" tracts.



2. She was going to meet her preacher at a motel over there and audition for a missionary position.



3. To buy his beer and porn, since none of his fellow church members lived on that side of town.



4. He wasn't sure why, so he stopped… Continue

Added by HoleyHands on July 12, 2008 at 10:00pm — 5 Comments

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