"For billions of years, the divine plan's been doin' just fine. Now you come along and pray for something. Well, suppose the thing you want isn't in God's divine plan. What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't that seem a little arrogant? It's a divine plan! What's the use of bein' God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayer book can come along and fuck up your divine plan?"
Epic. George Carlin, "Religion is Bullshit". Too bad the guy's…Continue
A friend just sent me an e-mail with this inofficial "Darwin Award" list, which I thought would be funny to share with this community.
And here it is...
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys.…
Just thinking about Christmas.
Well, I haven't spent it with my parents in ages, having my own family. And yet: My mother's a Catholic, has been one throughout her life. She now made my father convert a few years ago, too. Still: With both of them knowing that I'm an atheist, they don't have a problem with that at all. OK, my mother says, "I'll pray for you anyway, it won't hurt" - and I guess it really won't. So it's not a big deal. I am just happy that in my family this is…Continue