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Dougibert Bert liked The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
Feb 14
Sky God replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"My favorite prayer is still the Alan Shepard Prayer (or astronaut's prayer). Sitting on top of the tube full of tons of fuel getting ready to take off he said, "Dear God please don't let me f&@! up"!"
Jan 4
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Here are some options. I use 2 slices of dill rye bread, buttered. On the bottom slice, I add 2 slices of Swiss cheese.  I love the swiss with tiny holes, but they don't have that here.  Must be midwestern. Then some drained…"
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Maybe it's not so much he's too busy, and more that we are not worth his undivided attention."
Jul 27, 2013
Loren Miller replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you can't be bothered to DO something about my situation, FUCK THE HELL OFF!Yeah, a sandwich would be nice, though ... know how to do a Reuben?"
Jul 27, 2013
Loren Miller replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"How can someone who is exempt of space and time, omnipotent and omnipresent, EVER be busy?  If this schmuck managed to create several quintillion cubic light-years of universe, why would one miniscule planet in all of that be so much fuss?"
Jul 27, 2013
The Editor replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Nah, it just means God is a busy dude."
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"May I ask a simple question.  It might be theological.  If the editor is editing god, does that mean the editor is more godlike, than god?  I might start trembling."
Jul 27, 2013
The Editor replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
""The Editor" maintains the site and sometimes makes minor corrections to what God says. That's probably not very clear."
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Hannibal Burress has ruined prayer for me.  I can no longer think about prayer without going back to his video.  "Don't pray for me.  Make me a sandwich!" I know it's been posted before...   God, may I please…"
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Sentient, but not omnipresent.  Sometimes barely present.  But like the tortoise, eventually I find my way.  Thanks!"
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"I submitted a prayer.  We'll see if god, in his mercy and infinite wisdom, answers."
Jul 27, 2013
Daniel W (Sentient Biped) replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Nice! I loved the first response I saw: "I tracked down the person who hit your car and caused their kidneys to fail. If you want to sell them one of yours you can make a little new car money." Also on hell, "I will tell you…"
Jul 27, 2013
The Editor replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"This cracked me up."
Jul 27, 2013
booklover replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Loren, Yep!"
Jul 26, 2013
Loren Miller replied to The Editor's discussion Parody prayer request website you all might like
"Just another fancy way of saying, fuck you, sucker!"
Jul 26, 2013

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At 6:33pm on June 14, 2013, Dr. Terence Meaden said…

Hi to The Editor

Welcome to this internet world of rationality and peace, of common sense and freethinking wisdom. 

You are invited to join the friendly busy group "ORIGINS: Universe, Astronomy, Life, Earth, Humans, Religion, Gods, Atheism, Evolution, Darwin..." with 800 discussion topics and 3850 members.

http://www.atheistnexus.org/group/originsuniverselifehumankindanddarwin
Terry

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