A poetic parody of The Night Before Christmas with an astronomy theme.Taking the winter solstice back from that fiend Claus seemed appropriate.I hoped to convey my brand of non metaphysical spirituality. All while leaving the concept of tradition intact.You be the judge if I am to be considered successful.Enjoy.Twas the night of the SolsticeAnd all through the houseAll the creatures were stirring to find mom a warm blouseThe telescopes were all ready, calibrated with careIn hopes that clear…See More
I also run an industrial factory. We churn out product 364 days a year and deliver overnight on December 25th. I have a non-profit staff of child labor uh, elves (legal stuff!) who sing songs as they build my empire.