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Seriously? Xenu? hahahaha! I'm laughing at the name, not your kitty.
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Scott's Cinema de Merde site Scott's YouTube page Scott's Xanadu review Cinema de Merde is a great site for reading in-depth reviews of really cheesy movies. It's totally worth checking out if not only because it's not just MST3K-type films. Scot…
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Praise "Bob!" Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren't they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit "Cop Killer" was in the news for being somehow a NEW them…
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Mondo Diablo Episode 239: Cinema de Merde: Gay Cinematic Panic



Scott's Cinema de Merde site
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Cinema de Merde is a great site for reading in-depth reviews of really cheesy movies. It… Continue

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Mondo Diablo Episode 238: Stang on Satanism



Praise "Bob!" Here I have for you a wonderful old sermon (the oldies are the best, aren't they?) from Reverend Ivan Stang of the Church of the SubGenius, given around the time the Ice-T hit "Cop Killer" was in the news for being somehow a NEW theme in rock 'n' roll. A "new" theme that proves that what adults have been sayin… Continue

Posted on January 31, 2010 at 6:28pm —

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Mondo Diablo Episode 237: I Want My Money Back



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Leaving Scientology is not very easy. It's like leaving the CIA. Scientology apparently has secrets it doesn't want anyone to know about. Suddenly, when… Continue

Posted on January 26, 2010 at 10:17am —

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Mondo Diablo Episode 236: Never Trust a German!



The clips this week comes from an old propaganda/brainwashing American men film, "Your job in Germany." Isn't it horrible how a country believes its so superior that it has the right to invade other countries so it can be the world's superpower? And the use of propaganda! Tsk! I guess the picture is right. They… Continue

Posted on January 21, 2010 at 1:00pm —

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Mondo Diablo Episode 235: Predictions for the Amazing Year 2010



Praise "Bob!" Here are my predictions for the AMAZING year 2010, as well as some vague guesses about WWIII and Armageddon from some YouTube Yahoo.

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Bob Chance * Bob the Van Man
Cast of "Real Chance at Love" * Animals are Awesome
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Ronald K… Continue

Posted on January 15, 2010 at 12:48pm —

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About Me
Just call me Aunty Christ!

My goal is to live my life "post-atheist." I don't want to have to think about the harm religion is doing or has done. Unfortunately, I still have a "flare-up" now and then, and I have to deal with the ex-christianity.

I was in a very conservative church/school during my childhood and puberty, and it left me an embittered hag/cheerful hellbound harlot. When an evangelist for beliefy things says "you're an atheist? Oh, something bad must have happened to you," I tend to say, "why, yes, that's true. You must be aware that religious upbringing tends to damage people."

I know as well as you all that it doesn't always stop there. Bitterness and hatred, while popularly a "bad thing," can lead you into positive growth (nowhere to go but up). It sucked? Find out why. Give it a name. Ritualized sado-sexual corporal punishment. Masochistic protestant porn. Brain clearing-houses. Machoistic Gynophobia. Theocratic auto-homophobia. Nuclear family idolatry. Occultic demon worship. Group roleplay. All can be found at the Good House Eucharistic Presbypentacosto methodolic-One-God Church of Jesus in His name saved Bible Amway Step-Right-Up and pay your tithe Prosperity Friends Quaking in the Blood of the Unrighteous.

I need to suck out the bitter fruitjuice that collects in my brainstem once in awhile, like the Holy Process of Womanhood, because that's exactly what it is in Wenatchee, Washington. Most ladies here let that fermented cranberry run through their veins until out springs forth new crotchfruit ready to boil and can and catholify, and worship when it has the rodstaff, and make Apprentice when it is a Vessel.

My city is a Crappy Summer movie to forget before the last bits of Mike and Ike dissolve from the dentalwork. My city is to escape, until Stephen King reveals There's No Where Else to Go.

At least, that's what I thought until I lived in Montreal for 4 years, the Island that replaced autohomomachopredispensationalism with Provincial Franco-Politicopinkolanguil bullshit. Which is still 20,000 leagues better than here.

Yet here I am. This Whore on the Columbia calls to me when I heed the call of the Department of Homeland Security to register my husband's number, to slide his crate into the Warehouse of Indiana Jones, never to be found again. So I go forth to seek a suitable replacement to La Belle Province, perhaps a jolie hippy compound in southern Washington one day.

Quizas, Quizas, Quizas.
School/College/University
Evergreen State College
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Atheist
Age Group
41-50
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Wenatchee WA
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USA

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At 10:21am on February 9, 2010, Grundgetta said…
I can't believe I hadn't read your profile before now. Hysterical!
At 9:46pm on August 24, 2009, Stevie Jean Adamovsky said…
Thanks for the Add!
At 2:22pm on June 21, 2009, Katherine said…
When you find the jolie hippy compound, be sure and send out a life line to this crazed human stuck in Oklahoma...home to some of the worst hypocrites in the US...
At 5:37am on May 18, 2009, Wolf Martinus said…
I really love your Podcasts - keep it up Alleee!
At 10:34pm on April 16, 2009, SGecko said…
Hi just joined. Im diggin your page!
At 1:30am on April 3, 2009, DemonHype said…
I love track 1 in that music stack there! Classic.
At 6:56pm on April 1, 2009, zeeman barzell said…
This is my happening and it freaks me out!

It's not Superwoman until someone gets beheaded....
At 5:47pm on March 30, 2009, Mriana said…
Still listening to your podcasts Alleee. :) I might not comment on them much, but I still listen.
At 6:33pm on March 29, 2009, Aaron Grow said…
In the name of the First Aaronian Inter-noncongregasensationanlist Unreformed UFO Church Of Dobbs Of The Living Smoke, Of The Immaculate Sale, The Perfect Hamburger, and The Last Laugh (or The 666th Day Adventists), I welcome you. Do you have more than 2 Sugenii yet?
At 3:22pm on March 24, 2009, emptiness said…
i stopped posting chat transcripts a while ago because i thought they were silly. since you enjoyed it i i'll have to restart it.

i might also start posting things about logic again since i enjoy doing that.
 
 

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