"The clitoral orgasm you describe sounds the most like the ones I get . . . But then, I can only get off with a vibrator, and only by clitoral stimulation. As for the difference in orgasms, or non-difference, as the case may be, I'm calling bs.…"

"Wow. I explain several reasons why women get so pissed off at men, and give a personal example of a man assuming that I couldn't possibly live without a man, and you bring up race? Classy. And I seriously doubt that your inability to take me…"

"True! Also, a good deal of the inventions that "men" came up with were really their wives' creations, since women couldn't own property or legally patent anything until . . . until they could. Here's a partial…"

"I took a test that measure that, I think. It was something about how well you spotted certain nationalities. The thing was, every time it showed an Asian, black person, white person, etc., and asked "Which one is American?", the white…"

"Ah, I see. ^_^ And it's all right; no harm done! I read the vague wording (vague to me, at least) and saw your rather stern-looking avatar, and went, "Uh-oh, I did something stupid." I do agree that it's a petty issue. Those…"

"It's "reverse" discrimination when a white person is profiled. Ooooh, that really irritates me. No, it's plain racist. Racism is not a disease that only afflicts white people. It affects everybody. I'm sorry my ancestors…"

"What erks me, isn't the angry female zealots who are in need of a good shag. Maybe they're not angry because they need a good shag. Maybe they're angry because when they're upset over being coddled, when they're upset over…"

"Your reply kinda went over my head. I could be wrong, but I have the feeling that this is supposed to be making the point that I'm not being very courteous. Would you mind clarifying it for me, please?"

"I didn't have the time to post a well thought out thread topic, It's the Internet, dude. You have time. Leave it for later, jot down a rough outline, whatever. Or simply post, "What are your thoughts on the increasing immaturity and…"

"My uncle's opposition to gay marriage is that only opposite-sex pairings produce children, and that the whole institute of marriage was created to provide a stable family. Even with infertile couples, he still thinks they should be able to get…"

"My intention was to start a discussion on the contemporary definition or gender roles and their consequences. So . . . why didn't you say that in the first place? It's an interesting topic (one that I'll have to come back to), but…"

"but when you spill coffee in your lap and then take a million dollar settlement, and think it's fair... Actually, the coffee was hot enough to cause third-degree burns on six percent of her skin and lesser burns over sixteen percent (from the…"

"I'd rather people stay celibate than not display common courtesy, too."

"Damn, I'm sorry. I thought that those two new pool balls I picked up were kinda squishy, but I was also playing drunk, so I wasn't sure if it was me or not . . . Uhm, if I clean them off, want 'em back?"

"That's it, I'm pitching a tent in Kristy's yard for a couple days. ^_^"

"A lot of gays have reconciled God and homosexuality, or still feel a deep attachment to God regardless of what the religious institutions say. It's . . . it's not exactly stupid. It's faith. They have faith that no matter what the…"