"Un jour qu'un prêtre catholique marchait dans la rue, il vit une petite fille devant sa maison avec devant elle un carton rempli de chatons à peine nés.
La petite fille le salua : "Bonjour mon père. Voyez,…"
"Combien faut-il d'athées pour changer une ampoule ?
Deux. Un pour changer l'ampoule et un autre pour filmer la chose afin que les fondamentalistes ne puissent pas prétendre que c'est Dieu qui l'a fait."
"Yes lord and master, let us all bow down to your wisdom, feminists are wrong and patriarchy is correct. Thank you so much for setting women straight. What would we do without you? Get a life will ya."
"Actually no, people did not agree with you. Pretty much everyone (save 2) thought you were completely out-of-line and behaved like a troll. The fact that you are completely anti-feminist and you are here only to denigrate AS OPPOSED to…"
"I have had men announce their penis size to me more than a few dozen times, and I'm gay. I have a bar buddy who gets drunk and hangs on me and tries to take me home, and he mentions his 8 inch penis EVERY time.
"I've heard about the ancient ritual sex and how utopian it was, but I think it's probably just as idealized as most other aspects of pre-Judeo-Christian religion and probably had its good and bad points that varied from culture to…"
"Of course your male friends haven't told me that they bragged to women about their penis size. "So I was talking to this chick last night and told her I'm hung like a phone pole". That'd be a weird conversation. But when…"