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‘Jesus sucks,’ TV duo's banner tells Toronto

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Professor PZ Myers Needs Your Help!

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History of "Jesus, Virgin Mary and sometimes Elvis" Sightings.

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Kelly M commented on HoleyHands's video

Little Atheist ?

"RUN little dude!! Run as fast as you can!!!"

Aug 24, 2010

Jaume commented on HoleyHands's video

"What Would Jesus Drive? A Volkswagen Beetle, of course! According to evolutionary biologist J.B.S. Haldane, God had "an inordinate fondness for Beetles". 12 disciples don't fit in a pacer! That's not a problem with early…"

May 9, 2010

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Rock Me Sexy Jesus

"Thanks for the reminder. I need to put this on my queue queue."

May 9, 2010

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What Would Jesus Drive

""Jack is what Jesus would serve!""

May 9, 2010

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My URL: http://fightingignorance2.ning.com/

About Me: Born on the 4th of July,
in the state of Tennessee.
Raised as a holy roller,
till I just had to flee.

Put out my thumb,
and away I went.
Ended up in California,
with about fifty cents.

Became a coffeehouse beatnik,
down on old David street.
Until the amazing Cannery Row,
was discovered by the elite.

Went to the Hawaii islands,
on a crazy ass bet.
Sunned & surfed everyday,
this I'll never regret.

The Navy called to me,
come see the world.
Put me in a helicopter,
and away I twirled.

To the far east,south pacific,
almost to the north pole.
Then old Vietnam rose up,
and started taking it's toll.

We flew air/sea rescue,
always doing our best.
Saved all we could,
and cried for the rest.

They asked me to re-up,
I said thanks but no thanks.
then headed back on home,
to em old Tennessee river banks.

Got me a government job,
toting the US Mail.
Stayed out of trouble,
stayed out of Jail.

Raised a fine family,
with a wonderful wife.
Had a boy and a girl,
lots of love, little strife.

Lost my beautiful wife,
about five years past.
Man, sixty plus years,
sure goes by fast.

Bought myself a PC,
quickly became addicted.
Now, to groups like FI,
I have totally afflicted.

I'm a hard core ATHEIST,
fundies I absolutely abhor.
For believing in re-hashed
myths, legends and lore.

I'll tell all you fundies,
straight from my heart.
Even if your god were real,
I still wouldn't take part.

With a god who created
a world so mean & cruel.
Where every living thing
is another's daily gruel.

So, tell your lovin god
to kiss my Atheist ass.
I'd rather spend eternity
in hell with a fiery impasse.

School/College/University: Life

Profession: Jack of all trades, master of none

Age Group: 60+

City and State (For Member Searching): 'Chattanooga''Tn''Tenn''Tennessee'

Country (For Member Searching): United States

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Why Did The Fundie Cross The Road ?

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At 9:30pm on September 20, 2010, Kelly M said…: Hi Holey Hands....there are a few of us putting out feelers about a possible social event for us atop Monteagle for later this fall. Follow the link and let us know what you think.
http://www.atheistnexus.org/group/nashvilleatheists/forum/topics/east-and-middle-tn-interested?xg_source=activity
It would be great to meet up with like minded folks from Middle and East TN

At 8:05am on May 9, 2010, Little Name Atheist said…: O Holey Hands... hast thou forsaken us?

At 8:51am on July 31, 2009, Dallas the Phallus said…: Thank you for joining HUMANE ATHEISTS. I look forward to your contributions. Be sure to select “follow” on the right hand side of the group page so that you are automatically notified of new posts. Also, please review the archive of posts and comments if you have the time. Great pic, btw.

At 8:18pm on July 4, 2009, Michael Howard said…: Hi Holey, Happy B-day!!!!

At 7:38am on July 4, 2009, Kitty said…: Hey, HoleyHands!
Happy Birthday!

At 8:46pm on November 10, 2008, Stormy said…: HoleyHands,
Is Xing part of Atheist Nexus?
Stormy

At 12:47pm on August 1, 2008, Jack Flynn said…: I borrowed your pics on the anonymous wall

Knowledge is Free

Thanks!

At 9:02pm on July 30, 2008, Open Threat said…: Thanks for the compliment.

I had my old blog on the Atheist Blogroll for a year, and it never did any good. But I have added the URL and RSS feed for my blog here. Maybe it will do some good.