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And for the love of all that is Holy, go to church. It's not going to kill you.

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#68 The Westboro Baptist Church


Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!

DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!

They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about all the things I supposedly hate. WHO ARE THEY TO TELL… Continue

Posted on March 11, 2009 at 10:30pm — 4 Comments

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At 10:39am on September 28, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
Benedict XVI is about as useful to an atheist as Bible flavored Pizza, Goddy!
At 11:23am on August 4, 2009, animus said…
*Looks both ways* "No Lightening Bolts.. Cool"
At 10:17pm on July 21, 2009, Karl Black said…
God was invented so people would have something to scream during sex when they can't remember their partner's name.
At 10:48pm on June 9, 2009, Johnsky said…
If Christians are made in your image... what's it like being inbred?
At 6:42am on May 28, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
Wait,....You haven't seen God? May be his transporter is broken? Wait,...He's got Scotty to fix that, which would prove if his transporter is still broken that he doesn't exist. Unless Scotty is living it up in Star Trek Hell(s)! Give us the heads up on this Transporter mystery there Goddy.
At 1:59pm on May 12, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
Say God, have you seen Nick Cage's character in "God of War"? Kind of reminds me of you...
At 1:29am on April 22, 2009, SGecko said…
I always knew you were a fan of Samuel Jackson.
At 10:38pm on April 14, 2009, VKVora Atheist, Rationalist said…
I read your profile and accepted you as a friend. There is no need to leave this website and we will be here for many many years.
At 12:46pm on April 3, 2009, Ryan Alexander McDougall said…
GOD...Why you so Fail
At 2:10pm on March 20, 2009, Joseph R. said…
For the last time, God. Stop watching me masturbate. It's creepy.
 
 

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