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Or if you're more of a Facebook person, you can catch up with Me at http://www.facebook.com/TheGoodLordAbove
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Follow my thoughts on Twitter at http://twitter.com/The_Good_Lord . It's hilarious and thought provoking.
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Clarence Dember commented on God's blog post 'Good Lord: The Cartoon Adventures of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit'
More whacky than 2 mouth fulls of tubehackey, goddy.
Jun 20, 2009
Clarence Dember commented on God's blog post 'Good Lord: The Cartoon Adventures of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit'
More whacky than 2 mouth fulls of tobaccy, goddy.
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#68 The Westboro Baptist Church

Posted on March 11, 2009 at 10:30pm 4 Comments

Prepare thyself, he who reads this, to tremble and quake before the Incredible Word of God, as written by THE LORD HIMSELF!



DAMN THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH! They spend all their time making Me look like some kind of judgmental monster. What a bunch of a-holes!



They go around protesting and holding up signs telling people about all the things I supposedly hate. WHO ARE THEY TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT I HATE? I CAN DO THAT… Continue

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At 1:11am on August 21, 2010, aaron crowtheraaron crowther said…
dick face leave here...oh and by calling yourself god you are controdicting all that you stand for so HAH
At 1:06am on August 21, 2010, aaron crowtheraaron crowther said…
fuck u gtfo this website dick face ur no athiest stop being a trippy religious fool there IS NO GOD RETARD
At 10:39am on September 28, 2009, Clarence DemberClarence Dember said…
Benedict XVI is about as useful to an atheist as Bible flavored Pizza, Goddy!
At 11:23am on August 4, 2009, animusanimus said…
*Looks both ways* "No Lightening Bolts.. Cool"
At 10:48pm on June 9, 2009, JohnskyJohnsky said…
If Christians are made in your image... what's it like being inbred?
At 6:42am on May 28, 2009, Clarence DemberClarence Dember said…
Wait,....You haven't seen God? May be his transporter is broken? Wait,...He's got Scotty to fix that, which would prove if his transporter is still broken that he doesn't exist. Unless Scotty is living it up in Star Trek Hell(s)! Give us the heads up on this Transporter mystery there Goddy.
At 1:59pm on May 12, 2009, Clarence DemberClarence Dember said…
Say God, have you seen Nick Cage's character in "God of War"? Kind of reminds me of you...
At 1:29am on April 22, 2009, Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie!Gecko, Seth...brother of Richie! said…
I always knew you were a fan of Samuel Jackson.
At 10:38pm on April 14, 2009, VKVora Atheist, RationalistVKVora Atheist, Rationalist said…
I read your profile and accepted you as a friend. There is no need to leave this website and we will be here for many many years.
At 12:46pm on April 3, 2009, Ryan Alexander McDougallRyan Alexander McDougall said…
GOD...Why you so Fail
 
 
 

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