I am a college graduate with a major degree in Business Administration and minor degree in Political Science, engaged to the most wonderful woman in the world. I am best described as a walking contradiction, in that, I am shy, reserved and grounded on the one hand, and on the other, I stand 6'1" tall of wit and sarcasm. I enjoy long bike rides on the Seawall, meeting new people, an eclectic sense of humour, music, confrontation, rainy days, friends, capitalization where necessary, travel, sarcasm, witty banter, proper grammar and punctuation, good conversation and good times. The comma is by far my favourite punctuation device. I often shed remarks from left field to keep people on their toes. I am employed by the Grammar Police, so when I crack down on you for incorrect spelling or poor grammar, remember folks, I am just doing my job. For years I have wanted to represent the city of Minneapolis in a political event so that I can shed a few tears, pretend for a split second that I understand the complexities of world peace, and insist that Nicaragua neighbors Spain, when asked about my B.A. in Geography. I failed Anger Management because I refused to hand in my Self-Evaluation Sheet at the end of the course, and that made me even angrier. I can't help but wonder how many have seen my face plastered on the Internet; and often time when they stare long enough I build up the courage to ask if they recognize my face from The Matrix. When I was seven years old, I used to hand in all of my assignments with squiggly printing, until one day my Elementary School Teacher informed me Halloween was over! You won't catch me in any club-snub atmosphere. Instead, I make frequent trips to a local soccer field, where I stare at it and debate myself whether I should go back to playing soccer. I smack arrogant individuals of both genders with my front tire. I hate when spell-check insists that the word "favorite" cannot be spelled without a u; we live in America, God damnit (similarly, I dislike when websites prohibit my profane language). I am a firm believer that rollerbladers should be altogether banned from the Seawall. I have refrained from breaking down my "Mandatory Description" into smaller paragraphs to strain your eyesight, as well as for your reading enjoyment. And when my sister and I were young, we assembled our own set of Lego toys, now available to own for only four easy payments of $29.99.
Profession
Journalist
Age Group
22-30
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