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A fellow came to me in the street the other day. He said, "Hey Man," "do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Shoot," I said.



{Q} "What is the difference in Santa Clause and Jesus Christ?"

{A} "Santa Clause is real!"



{Q} There are two Santa's on a roof. How can you tell which one is a Baptist?

{A} "The Baptist will be the one with the Easter Basket!"



{Q} "If a Catholic and a Methodist both jumped from the 27th floor window of a Hotel, at exactly the… Continue

One member of our family has had a life long dream; to re-visit the ruins of the ancient city of Pompeii in Italy.

This is one of two towns covered by volcanic ash and molten lava which was produced from the 79AD eruption of the Volcanic Mt. Vesuvius.



Having visited the Ruins of Pompeii in its early stages of Archological digs during his Navy Days of the early "60's" he has always had a burning desire to return.



Finances however do not permit him to make the… Continue

Jessie Ventura, on his way to the Minnesota Governors Mansion was asked at a rare press conference: "what do you think of organized religon Jessie?"

His answer was: "I think that "Organized Religion" is a "Crutch" for "Weak Minded people."

Now Jessie has successfully completed one term as the Governor of Minnesota, did not run fort a second term to the relief of Minnesota Lawmakers, however is now considering a run for the Minnesota Senate seat.



Being from the US Territory… Continue

During a near death expeierence suffered by the Author, Doug Harrington on March 08, 1995, he actually traveled through the Infamous Tunnel that all religous fanatics are so insistant in glorifying.



This inspired the Book {The Fear of Living} which is based on the near Death Expierence that took place in American Samoa, a United States Territory located 14deg. South of the Equator. {Well known as Pago pago}



Doug entered in to the NDE as much of a beleiver as could be… Continue

"The New Order of Hawkeyes Divine Deliverance" is designed to afford a vessel for those who are strapped by either Culture, Religion, or for lack of counsuling on the subject of Free Thinking.

In American Samoa, the poor people are being bled of their meager earnings in the name of God, Jesus, Religion, and Culture.

These people do not stand a chance of standing up for themselves as individuals when it comes down to selection between Christianaty, and Free Thinking.

(90% ) of… Continue