"And so, brethren, that is why Jesus is covered.  And that's why the New Testament says, "You toucha my child and I gonna beat you silly ass"."

"Mel Gibson:  no one was harmed in this flim.  We couldn't show you what a whole uncircumcised penis looks like so we decided to put a victorian flag over the midsection of Jesus.  Otherwise the flick is so real, you can taste the…"

"All the religious nutters are advocating a select few surviving and they all believe THEY will be the ones.  This is cannabilism on the highest order."

"This government is having a hard time finding soldiers so the military have come up with warbots.  We will now be facing a government being defended by the hardware and software we developed with our tax dollars.  Instead of stopping war…"

"This can all happen in a country tutored, managed and manipulated by government workers.  Voters are so busy working to buy stuff, they don't have time to gain any wisdom."

"Sale of weapons...purveyors of death...were we given the abillity to annihilate one another just to fatten the asses that carry the gold?  Are you willing to give your life to be able to carry shiney objects.  As the song goes, "when…"

"Good news and hopefully that evil symptom of insanity will be redirected to it's rightful place in the museum of horrors.  How did mankind come up with such an insane practice?"

"If anyone takes a good look at the way the craziest religious cults weave back and forth, assume the wierd postures, wear ancient garb, and literally "act" out their parts like the hypocrites they are, "practicing" their art, a…"

"Good report...my research indicates that there are many types of circumcision...one type cuts very little to free the restriction.  Another type cuts most of the skin.  And another type cuts as much as possible. The difference between…"

"Cephas...no, oh I know, you are really big, how about Peter. :) Cephas sounds kinda dumb...like wuse."

"Yes, they were tough...that's what they did...I had to re-circumcise them to get them to listen. Jesus"

"God owes me 10 zillion hours of "get out of purgatory" indulgences thanks to my father's blasphemous dictations.  The Catholic church has, in their ineffable wisdom, given permission to say "ejaculations" when someone…"

"And God said to the taxi driver, you son, shall enter the kingdom of heaven for you brought many to their knees and really knew the fear of the Lord.  Your friend, Father Mulcahy should be so lucky."

"I taught in a US Catholic school K-8...I taught 7th & 8th English & science, 8th homeroom...the kids were forced to go to Mass once a month and the principal was a nun who lined them all up and hit them with a 5 pound bell if they misbehaved…"

"How could you attend a religious school if your parents were atheists?  I attended a christian school but no atheists were allowed?"

"Oh yes, position #6...When a woman stands on her hands and feet, and her lover mounts her. At this time everything that is ordinarily done on the bosom should be done on the back."