A little boy was standing on the edge of a cliff looking down at the burning wreck of a car, crying. Along comes a priest. Priest asks "Why are you crying, little boy. Where's your mother?" Boy says "She's in that burning wreck down there, sob, sob." Priest says "Well, where's your father then." Boy replies "He's in the burning wreck too." Priest says "It's just not your day, is it?" As he unzips his trousers.