I didn't come from No Monkey
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Comment by Loren Miller on July 30, 2012 at 6:27pm -
Best laugh I've had in a while!
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Comment by Sylvia on July 30, 2012 at 6:35pm -
I'm telling ya! LOL
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Comment by Nerdlass on July 30, 2012 at 6:40pm -
Best response to that:
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs.
CHILI'S BABY BACK RIBS!
Chili's baby back ribs.
(Barbeque sauce...)
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Comment by Sylvia on July 30, 2012 at 6:43pm
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LOL :)
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Comment by Lillie on July 30, 2012 at 7:31pm -
Don't laugh. They really do think like that.
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Comment by Pat on July 30, 2012 at 8:04pm -
One look at her, and I'm sure the monkeys are grateful.
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Comment by Tammy S on July 30, 2012 at 8:47pm -
That must have been one, huge rib!
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Comment by Loren Miller on July 31, 2012 at 7:30am
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Of course, if it is not the case that she came from no monkey, then it is the case that she came from SOME monkey!
Sometimes I just LOVE symbolic logic! [and idiots who indulge in double-negatives!]
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Comment by Skeptical Deb on August 5, 2012 at 1:49am -
Oh no! My mom actually said that very thing to me.
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Comment by Steph S. on August 5, 2012 at 10:00am -
Yeah me too Skeptical Deb - my mom has said something similar to me.
Like "I didn't come from apes".
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