How To Get To Heaven

A charming pamphlet I was handed at an Earth Day celebration. I dunno why fundies hate the environment so damn much.

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Comment by OutlawGirl on September 2, 2009 at 4:08pm
For people who are having trouble reading the text:

Panel 1: What is the Bible? The Bible is GOD’S WORD. It tells us His law. “The law of the LORD is perfect.” (Psalm 19:7a)

Panel 2: What is SIN? Sin is breaking God’s law. “Thou shalt not steal.” (Exodus 22:15) Lying, cheating, cursing, stealing – NOT OBEYING GOD IS SIN.

Panel 3: Will God punish sin? Yes! “The wicked shall be turned into hell.” (Psalm 19:7a) Hell is a terrible place where fire is. Sinners will burn in hell FOREVER.

Panel 4: Can I save myself from hell? No! No one can save himself. “For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.” (Romans 3:23)

Panel 5: Who can save me from hell? JESUS can, because he NEVER sinned. John 1:11, 14. John 3:16. Jesus is God’s son. He loves YOU!

Panel 6: Jesus died on the cross for ALL your sins. “Christ died for US.” (Romans 5:8b)

Panel 7: He was buried. Then he rose again on the third day. Jesus said, “I am alive for evermore.” (Revelations 1:18b)

Panel 8: How can I be saved? “Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved.” (Acts 16:31b)

Panel 9: “… except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.” (Luke 13:3) [Shows what appears to be a ten year old boy smoking a cigarette. Obviously, his parents are atheists!]

Panel 10: TURN TO THE LORD JESUS. Ask him to forgive you and save you. “For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” (Romans 10:13)

Panel 11: God’s gift for you is eternal life. That means to live with Him in Heaven forever! “The Gift of God is ETERNAL LIFE through Jesus Christ our Lord.” (Romans 6:23a)

Panel 12: Did you turn from your sin and ask Jesus to save you? He said, “And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall NEVER perish.” (John 10:28a)

You’re welcome.
Comment by Libertino816 on September 2, 2009 at 3:21pm
Anecdote

Exene Cervenka (aka Christine Cervenka) of the American Punk Rock band 'X' use to collect the fundies hand outs ( like this one). She can be see in the movie "The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization" Laughing at them.

I am kind of a fan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exene_Cervenka

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