I have a fundy relative who was at long last curious as to what I believed. She was already aware that I wasn't a fundy, but she wanted to know the specifics.
"Well, I want to know because after all, you know all about Christianity."
I said, "You'll just be insulted. It's the opposite of your religion."
She said, "Nah, nah. I want to listen and learn."
"Okay, then. I believe that Jesus was a…