I'm not sure where to file this, so I'll put in under Sacred Texts, but it's very tongue in cheek - so much so that your cheek might explode and it's not intended to cause offence (to gay people anyway).
So here we go: "And Dogma Created Gays"
It's well known that evolution favours mutations that survive and to survive we have to replicate those mutations multiple times.
Gay people, by definit…