From America's finest news source (which discontinued its national print edition and refunded the balance of my subscription, leaving me only with The Economist and Foreign Affairs for news): http://www.theonion.com/articles/62yearold-with-gun-only-one-standing-between-natio,30984/ He’s the last guy left holding off a socialist/fascist/communistic/atheistic/Muslim/military dictatorship, from N…