Focus on the Family sent me a voter registration form*. The mailing told me all about which Pro-Life, Pro-Jesus candidates I need to vote for and how I can help even further by signing up my like-minded friends!
As a Pro-Choice, Anti-Jesus lefty, my first thought was, “These people aren’t just barking up the wrong tree, these batshit insane religious dolts are dry-humping the earholes of the ra…