The Absurd Myths Porn Teaches Us About Sex Noah Brand and Ozy Frantz bring humor to this theme. ...learning about sex from porn is like learning about firearms from action movies. “My first boyfriend told me, in all seriousness, that he was pretty small—just seven and a half inches,” said Pervocracy. “He thought nine was average.” ... porn still has many racist, sexist and queerphobic elements. “…